Ask Me About My Side Hustle T-Shirt

Size Label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	26 ⅝	18 ¼	16 ¼
M	28	20 ¼	17 ¾
L	29 ⅜	22	19
XL	30 ¾	24	20 ½
2XL	31 ⅝	26	21 ¾
3XL	32 ½	27 ¾	23 ¼

🥚 The Uniform of the Trade

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna be elbow-deep in a nesting box at 6 AM, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I've been doing chores since before sunrise" feel right out of the package (we won't tell). Heavier, quality material that runs true to size — because nothing says "this is my whole personality now" like a shirt that can survive a rooster, a feed bag, and the washing machine. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who also definitely have strong opinions about hay.

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

Cold water only (hot water is for people who also iron their jeans)
Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic, you're gonna wear it until the chickens stage an intervention)
Use a gentle detergent, this garment-dyed cotton is easygoing, keep it that way
First wash might bleed a little, so keep it away from anything you'd wear to a wedding
Tumble dry low or hang dry (line drying = more time to stand in the coop and stare)

Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and keep the soft, broken-in feel.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, low heat or delicate setting only.
Remove Promptly: Pull it out as soon as it's dry, wrinkles are for shirts that don't get worn enough.

Additional Tips:

Skip bleach and harsh detergents, they fade the color faster than a hen loses interest in a new feeder.
No fabric softeners. They mess with the texture and the chickens can tell.
If you're ironing, flip it inside out or use a pressing cloth. Don't iron the design directly unless you enjoy regret.

Eggs Take 21 Days. This Won't.

Free shipping on orders over $85 because loyalty deserves a discount.

Orders ship within 7 days, we're a small operation, not an Amazon warehouse, and the chickens don't help. Once it leaves our hands, the shipping service does their thing and you'll have it in 3–5 days. Track it like a hawk or forget about it until it shows up, both are valid.

Returns: The "Something Went Sideways" Policy

Look, we want you to actually love your shirt. If it shows up damaged, defective, or somehow just wrong, we'll fix it, that's on us.

Here's the deal:

Damaged or defective? Full refund, no interrogation.
You've got 30 days from purchase to let us know.
Item needs to be unused and in the condition you got it (no "I wore it to muck stalls for a week, now I want my money back").
Email us at support@fowlmood.com, we're real people, not a chatbot named Ron.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to keep the chickens fed and the shirts soft.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.